The Only True Biography of Ben Franklin by His Cat, Missy Hooper

My name is Missy Hooper and I am Ben Franklin's Cat. You may think you know who Ben Franklin is, but did you know why the Brits loathed Ben but the French loved him? Did you know about Ben's many inventions, including the musical instrument glass armonica? Did you know about Ben's many aphorisms (some of which I helped him come up with)?