A New Blockey World

Two young llamas, Goochie and Epic, are minding their own business, stocking up on snacks for a weekend of gaming, when a strange, rainbow-coloured sheep summons them into a dark, crusty alleyway. The sheep offers them a magical teleportation potion. There's only one catch: payment for the potion is . . . THEIR SOULS. Goochie and Epic are eager to accept. What could go wrong?! Before they, or the narrator, or you, or anyone else even knows what's going on, the llamas find themselves magically teleported into the video game world of Mindcraft, where they must find shelter, fight terrifying mobs, mine precious ores, and try to figure out how to get back to the real world. Will they survive the other dimensions and make it home? Will you get bored of this table-turning riptide adventure? Read Da Llamas' in Mindcraft, an absolute dumpster fire of a book, to find out!